Cripes all freaking Friday. Women, I’m BEGGING YOU, please, wear an f’ning ski-suit, or a large trash bag, or some bed-sheets, something, ANYTHING other than yoga pants and a tight t-shirt. Today at the gym there was this very attractive girl that I’d never seen before at the gym. She had a great ass, which has long-since been my weakness, and today was clearly Leg Day with an emphasis on hams and glutes. And she was wearing freaking yoga pants. So, at one point she’s doing the Hack Squat machine backwards, but with her ass in the air, like a lightening rod or something.
Do you know how freaking hard it is not to look at something like that?! I mean, forget the fact she was hot, the sheer awkwardness of the exercise was worth a look alone. Then, THEN, at the tail end of my workout I’m doing dips, at the dip bars, obviously. Standing there in between sets, she comes over, like, 3 feet from me, and proceeds to do STIFF LEGGED DEADLIFTS with dumbbells! It was so ridiculous from the aspect of the universe saying “LOOK HERE, CALIBER! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK!” that I literally started bursting out laughing. It was so over the top, so just, completely ridiculous. I think she competed though, which is very cool.
I’m begging you, women, please, dress like a log when you come into the gym.
Alrighty, let’s get it.
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